📰 Leaked: Tesla Q1 2025 Earnings Report (Unconfirmed Draft) Prepared for Internal Review – DO NOT DISTRIBUTE 🚨 Executive Summary Tesla, Inc. (NASDAQ: TSLA) reports Q1 2025 earnings far below consensus expectations. Global vehicle deliveries declined 94.7%...
Creative Resistance
Hacking Tesla
“Marla inserts phantom stock splits that redirect shareholder benefits to offshore accounts in Africa.
Or she creates a fake earnings report that causes the stock to plummet—crashing Musk’s net worth and triggering panic-based shorting, which she profits from and sends to reparations accounts.
Or she exposes Tesla’s unpaid global environmental extraction debt, forcing the UN to seize equity via international court ruling (fictional, but plausible-sounding dystopia).”
Pharmaceutical-Grade Bread
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The Rebel Sell: Anti-Tesla is the Ultimate Product Today
Understanding the Psychology and Investor Behavior of #Teslatakedown - Thank you for 26,000 views https://www.reddit.com/r/WallStreetbetsELITE/comments/1jq2zbc/i_think_trump_is_getting_ready_to_fire_musk_but/ Continuing on. I want to pull back the curtain about where...
Disclaimer and Artist Statement
An artist’s statement about the Tesla Stock advice that got 20,000 views today.