Nothing Sells Like Revolution
In Rebel Sell, Heath and Potter argue that what passes for cultural rebellion is not a challenge to consumer capitalism but one of its most powerful engines. As they put it, “cultural rebellion… is not a threat to the system—it is the system.” From punk rock to “subversive” sneakers, the market eagerly packages dissent and […]
Tesla Cybertruck Sales Stagnate at 100 Units in April—Market Braces for Brutal Earnings Call
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Unconfirmed Draft: Leaked Disastrous Earnings Report
📰 Leaked: Tesla Q1 2025 Earnings Report (Unconfirmed Draft) Prepared for Internal Review – DO NOT DISTRIBUTE 🚨 Executive Summary Tesla, Inc. (NASDAQ: TSLA) reports Q1 2025 earnings far below consensus expectations. Global vehicle deliveries declined 94.7% year-over-year amid escalating global backlash and organized boycotts targeting Tesla’s operations, leadership, and supply chain ethics. CEO Elon […]
Hacking Tesla
“Marla inserts phantom stock splits that redirect shareholder benefits to offshore accounts in Africa.
Or she creates a fake earnings report that causes the stock to plummet—crashing Musk’s net worth and triggering panic-based shorting, which she profits from and sends to reparations accounts.
Or she exposes Tesla’s unpaid global environmental extraction debt, forcing the UN to seize equity via international court ruling (fictional, but plausible-sounding dystopia).”
How To Get George Soros To Pay You to Go to Protests
Stay tuned! I’m trying to figure out how to get this handsome devil to pay me to go to protests. Once I figure it out, I’ll let you know. In the meantime, if YOU would like to send Shalom and me money, this GoFundMe will get to us. We are also helping queer people in […]
Why Can’t We Stop These People?
Why can’t we do anything? Where is everybody?
This is Why I Troll Mustafa Suleyman (Microsoft AI CEO) on LinkedIN
Per Joe Procopio”Oh No, Anthropic’s CEO Said All Code Will Be AI Generated In a YearIt’s time to stop taking these AI entrepreneurs seriouslyWhy? Why, Mr. CEO of AI overlord Anthropic, why would you say that human coders would be made irrelevant? And then put a 12-month countdown on the arrival of their end of […]
Use ChatGPT to Remove Keyword Triggers from Grant Proposals
How to Reduce Scrutiny While Maintaining Your Core Message If you want to make your [agency] proposal more compliant while keeping its essential goals intact, here are the key areas to modify and how to reframe them strategically. 1. Reframe DEI Language into “Scientific Impact” Language ❌ Current Triggering Language: ✅ More Compliant Reframing: 🔹 […]
DEI Flags in our Science Grant Proposal
Me: ChatGTP, in what ways does our grant proposal trigger DEI review. Answer: You are full-stack woke. 5 triggers. Congratulations, you have the most triggers of any proposal. In early 2025, the [agency] implemented a policy to flag and review research proposals containing specific terms, following executive orders aimed at eliminating federal support for diversity, […]
Magic Rainbow Butterfly Phone
A Smartphone for Refugees: A “Weapon” for Peace and Prosperity An emergency rescue phone for refugees. Phone has a second tracker that can’t be removed. Once stolen, spyware is activated and all info on the phone is captured and sent to us. After 24 hours, we politely contact the thief and explain that they’ve stolen […]