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Unconfirmed Draft: Leaked Disastrous Earnings Report
📰 Leaked: Tesla Q1 2025 Earnings Report (Unconfirmed Draft) Prepared for Internal Review – DO NOT DISTRIBUTE 🚨 Executive Summary Tesla, Inc. (NASDAQ: TSLA) reports Q1 2025 earnings far below consensus expectations. Global vehicle deliveries declined 94.7%...
Hacking Tesla
“Marla inserts phantom stock splits that redirect shareholder benefits to offshore accounts in Africa.
Or she creates a fake earnings report that causes the stock to plummet—crashing Musk’s net worth and triggering panic-based shorting, which she profits from and sends to reparations accounts.
Or she exposes Tesla’s unpaid global environmental extraction debt, forcing the UN to seize equity via international court ruling (fictional, but plausible-sounding dystopia).”
How To Get George Soros To Pay You to Go to Protests
Stay tuned! I'm trying to figure out how to get this handsome devil to pay me to go to protests. Once I figure it out, I'll let you know.In the meantime, if YOU would like to send Shalom and me money, this GoFundMe will get to us. We are also helping queer people in...